Chapter 1
Hamburg
Germany
The Northern Hold
In the beginning, there was a coworking space. And lo, it smelled faintly of cold brew and ambition. Here, in the misty ports of Hamburg, the first dam was conceived over German pilsners and existential conversations about whether GPT-4 was sentient. (It wasn't. Probably.)
Legendary Feats
- Survived 100+ gatherings without a single argument about AGI timelines
- Fed approximately 400 builders (accuracy unverified)
- Successfully explained AI to relatives at Christmas dinner




